The World's Ugliest Shoes

And they're $195, people. Behold:
I think my boyfriend summed it up nicely: "Yikes. Just... yikes." True, he does have a really intense, odd dislike for denim (he doesn't even wear jeans!) but still, I think we can all agree that his disgust is well-deserved here.

And no, I'm not telling you where they're from, just in case some crazy urge to buy them possesses you. Inconceivable, really. But still. Just in case.

....Yikes.